A Funny, and a Product Endorsement Straight From My Heart

Quote of the day:

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she will give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of it back!

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Jackie bought a Wii and a Wii Fit. I am so sore from playing two hours of bowling, tennis, slalom, ski jump, yoga, jogging, aerobics every night since she got it that I'm... happier than a kid in a candy store! What a hoot it is to do this kind of physical activity (really, really do it!) and have a blast while doing it! It's hard to stop doing it, it's so much fun! The games monitor your heart rate and even remind you to take a break and drink water at regular intervals.

This is the greatest system ever invented. It turns a living room into an exercise room -- the most fun exercise room in the universe.

I still walk twice a day (64 blocks, 32 morning and 32 afternoon), but with this additional "gym time" I should see some serious weight coming off real soon. I can't get enough of the Wii Fit! It's worth its weight in gold.

I do have to be disciplined and work at least eight hours every day, six days a week, on my regular Elance projects, but the moment I finish the eight (or nine, or ten, or twelve hours -- whatever is required by my clients), I hop on over to my sister's half of the house and get busy on fitness -- AND I LOOK FORWARD TO IT!

It's amazing. If you can afford only one "luxury" in this broken economy and you don't have a Wii system and a Wii Fit DVD, seriously consider getting one. It'll improve your fitness and your mood enormously!

To top it all off, it even reads your "vitals" and gives you a "fitness age." My fitness age right now is 45 (I'm actually 58) and I plan to reduce that as I lose the extra weight I'm carrying (lots and lots of extra weight -- like 35 or 40 pounds of extra weight). But I won't be packing it for much longer.

I'm addicted! It's a very healthy addiction, though, so don't worry! A thousand WHEEEEs for the Wii fitness system!